It's A Boy Mrs. Walker - Tommy Part 1

ANGEL BABY - ROSIE & THE ORIGINALS - LYRICS

From The Rush Limbaugh Collection

The Pig Sofa

RIP Amy Winehouse

I'm confident that she was a good student.

Will Texan Hillbilly Wannabe Grifter Natalie Nichols Upstage Alaskan Snowbilly Grifter Sarah Palin?

"What's a Newspaper?"

Is Natalie Nichols involved in a suit by Gerry Hebert, executive director of the Campaign Legal Center, who submitted a complaint on Thursday to the DOJ claiming that at least seven elderly black voters "were being harassed by two unidentified white women...the women are described as middle-aged, botox injected, reptilian looking, local Republican activists (Pamela Geller?) who had accessed publicly available information about which voters had requested mail-in ballots?" Hebert maintains that the unsolicited home visits constitute Voter Intimidation intended "to create a CHILLING effect on most of these disabled and or elderly who received assistance in voting by mail."

YES!

Natalie Nichols/MotherJones

Is Tea Party Loon Rep. Allen West (D-Fla) Mentally Unstable?

"I'm all about the 2nd admendment"

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla) gave a speech on the house floor in response to Rep. Allen West's speech. She criticized him for his promotion of the Tea Party approach to handling the Debt Crisis. Rep. Allen West then fired off the following email. I think this email crosses the line on what constitutes acceptable behavior from a congressperson. I think he needs to be strongly reprimanded. Remember, this is the same guy while in the Army discharged his weapon next to a prisoner.

From: Z112 West, Allen
Sent: Tuesday, July 19, 2011 04:48 PM
To: Wasserman Schultz, Debbie
Cc: McCarthy, Kevin; Blyth, Jonathan; Pelosi, Nancy; Cantor, Eric
Subject: Unprofessional and Inappropriate Sophomoric Behavior from Wasserman-Schultz

Look, Debbie, I understand that after I departed the House floor you directed your floor speech comments directly towards me. Let me make myself perfectly clear, you want a personal fight, I am happy to oblige. You are the most vile, unprofessional, and despicable member of the US House of Representatives. If you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face, otherwise, shut the heck up. Focus on your own congressional district!

I am bringing your actions today to our Majority Leader and Majority Whip and from this time forward, understand that I shall defend myself forthright against your heinous characterless behavior……which dates back to the disgusting protest you ordered at my campaign hqs, October 2010 in Deerfield Beach.

You have proven repeatedly that you are not a Lady, therefore, shall not be afforded due respect from me!

Steadfast and Loyal

Congressman Allen B West (R-FL)

VIDEO -What Rep. Allen West was referring to below:

Crouching Tiger, Flying Deng Bat! Wendi Deng Murdoch Showing Up Bruce Lee!

This just shows you the lengths a woman with a fortune will go to to protect her investment. I'm convinced she could have taken the whole room on single handedly if she had to.

I'm convinced too that the attacks are motivated primarily by the fact that Rupert Murdoch began and owns Fox News. It just shows you that most sensibly people don't like media, especially on this scale, that spews hatred, ignorance, and tom foolery. America has never and never will suffer fools. It's just in our blood. We're skeptics to the bone.



Rupert Murdoch/Repulsive Republicans

Mission Statement

Hey Guys,

On a cold unemployed Saturday afternoon on January 23, 2010 - sitting naked by the phone - noshing on circus peanuts and rum and toying with the idea of calling someone or moving to California I did post my first blog post onto the WWW. My first blog post was a video of Clay surfing. Although he's hard to make out in the video.

That was 18 months ago. A lot of hard work has gone into this project. And I've learned a lot too.

But of course I want to take it even further. Some said my blog name was too big and that I needed to shorten it. But I now realize how precisent I was to name my blog what I did -richardporterwritechatmessage. Sort of looks Russian dunit?

Oh and another thing, I think for years Southerners have been ashamed of their accent, well I'm here to put the accent back into the Southern lexicon. That's a side issue though.

Let me back up a little bit. Since I've done that work for Peter Roesler I've noticed a trend and that trend is the blending of blogging and commercial web sites into something called Web 2.0. Which of course could benefit someone like me who has 18 months experience producing blog posts.

Web 2.0 was a phrase coined by a fellow named Tim O'Reilly after a conference he put on in late 2004 and aptly named Web 2.0 conference.

We'll this has since caused a paradigm shift to occur in how marketers on the web present their products to consumers.

In essence it sums up what I was trying to accomplish in naming my blog what I did:
writechatmessage. Meaning that consumers want a web site they can particpate in in a meaningful way and that folks has always been by goal.

Rebekah Brooks Arrested - richardporter spared!

Said richardporter, "Look at this tremor I've acquired!"

CASSELL BRYAN-LOW/WSJ

Rick Genest - Mad Man?

Rick Genest, aka Zombie Boy, 25, he performs in Lucifer's Blasphemous Mad Macabre Torture Carnival and models for Thierry Mugler - Also in Lada Gaga's video Born This Way.

New York Times

giddyup, The Bugatti 'Veyron L'Or Blanc'

How 26-year-old Amanda Hocking solved the publishing business all by herself

"Figured out that romance was an evergreen," so says 26 year old E-Arthur Amanda Hocking.

How it played out -

Two months later, Hocking uploaded "My Blood Approves" to Amazon and, about a month later, to Smashword, a service that makes her books compatible not only with the Nook but also with less popular devices like Bebook and Kobo. (When, in Oct 2010, it became possible to self publish directly on Barnes & Noble's site for the Nook, she did so.)

The first day, she sold five books. The next, five more. “I took screen shots a lot,” she said. Then she uploaded another novel and sold a total of 36 books one day in May. “It was like: 36 books? It’s astounding. I’m taking over the world."

Soon she started selling hundreds of books a day. That June, she sold 6,000 books; that July 10,000. “And then it started to explode. In January, it was over 100,000.” Today, she sells 9,000 books a day.

Why her books are successful - part breakneck pacing, part quirky girl-like-Hocking characters. Part Hollywood style action and part bodice-ripping romance - they are literature as candy, a mash-up of creativity and commerce.

Strawberry Saroyan/NYT's

Oy

Tall and tanned and young and lovely the girl from Ipanema goes walking and when she passes each man she passes goes Aaah...


Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Split

JLo/Ass

She's Back! And Being Felt Up For Good Measure!

Understanding Obama

While he has never lusted after money -he'd rather get his hands on the latest novel by Morrison or Franzen.  He is an elitist of a certain sort.  For all the lurid fantasies of the Birthers, the dirty secret of Obama's background is that the values of Harvard, not of Kenya or Indonesia or Bill Myers, have most colored his governance style.  He falls hard for the best and brightest white guys.

Frank Rich, July 11, 2011 New York magazine

Pixelasana's Introduction to the World

Not Pixelasana

Hi.  I love your blog.  I have a BS in journalism from Boston University.  I also have an MFA from Columbia University in creative writing.  I'm also a photographer (Rochester Institute of Technology 1970) who knows both film and digital.. I'm not Jewish per se, but I attended these fine universities so I could be considered Jewish when I got out.  My husband is Jewish, not religious, just talks loud.

Very refreshing in this state of Florida to find someone who does not idolize Palin - I'm rather alarmed at all the McCain /Palin stickers I see where they've ripped off the McCain part and just have Palin on their pick-up truck.  I think Jon Stewart re-enacted Paul Revere's ride one night, trying to ring bells and load his musket at the same time.  This just proves all the programmed assassins are on the far right -

I would love to work with you.

Thanks very much for your time.

 Sincerely,

Pixelasana

What A Month

I refuse to give The Monster who was just on trial any more publicity. And if I see Juror #3 on one more show, spouting off about how the prosecution didn't prove their case, I'm going to assume she was part of a scheme. I'm not interested in what the Monster will do when she's released. I don't care how much Monster has been offered in the way of makeovers and money. I do take some delight knowing people are lining up to sue her. But I'm done. I'm disgusted. I have other things to worry about.

Like hospice. My mother suddenly took a turn for the worse about a week ago. Since then we went from ICU to ICCU to home hospice.

"Oh look at the nice room they gave me," my mother said, as she was wheeled into her own room in her own home. "It has nice furniture just like mine at home."

Because it is your home, mom.

There's so much medical equipment in her room, she doesn't even recognize it. Oxygen set ups, and hospital beds and trays and walkers look so out of place next to her antique furniture. There are so many workers here, nurses, and social workers to help me navigate the system, which was written by a crazy person who never went through hospice. Everything is crammed in my mother's bedroom which is now even smaller. Somehow these wonderful linebacker-sized nurses pick an out of the way corner and try to fade into the wallpaper when they aren't needed. And when they are needed, I sit leadenly in my chair and watch with dread while they clean her up and do all the things I know I will have to do when I'm here alone with her, a task I'm not sure I can accomplish. I'm not a nurse. I'm way out of my league, here. I don't really know how to care for someone who is dying. I'm so overwhelmed, a simple walk to my mother's room will bring me to tears.

So for the first three days she gets "continuous care." And a nurse, and a social worker comes and makes sure all the papers have been signed. My mother wanted to be home - she just doesn't realize she's home. The machine that makes oxygen for her makes the room hot, so we had to lower the air conditioning. The rest of the house is like an icebox. People are coming and going, but I don't dare vacuum, lest I disturb somebody. The garbage is overflowing. I've never done so much laundry in my life, not even when my kids were little!

Today, I only have nurses here until the afternoon. Then I'm on my own. My husband came down from New York to help. My mother is bigger than I am.

I don't know how long this will last. I don't know the date, or what day it is. The TV is on all the time.

And every time they show the Monster's face, my mother mutters, "Her again - that ugly face of hers. Who cares about her? Why don't they talk about something else?"

Why don't they?


[Posted for Pixelasana by richardporter]

Psycho Talk - Eric Bolling Calls Liberals Petty For Pointing Out He Forg...

The Sarah Palin Question

Can I lick your anus America?

The biggest question of the day is not the debt ceiling crisis but whether or not Sarah Palin will run. I think she has to know that this is probably her last chance to do this and therefore because of this I think she will run. Imagine the fun we'll have when she gives her announcement speech. It's going to be pure gold. I just read a snippet on Hotair where she suggests that if she were to announce it would be August or September. While I don't think she could win the nomination I do think her entering the race will make it a whole lot more interesting. And the last sentence is probably the understatement of the year!

(Florida) - Citrus County Tea Party Patriots Leader Edna Mattos Mistaken for a Manatee!

Manatee

In an ironic twist of fate today Citrus County Tea Party leader Edna Mattos was swimming in Kings Bay when she was struck by a motor boat. Said Tea Party boat owner Timmy Hitler, 'we just thought she was a manatee and so we just mowed her over."

As you may recall Edna Mattos is spearheading a group to remove Manatee Protections in Kings Bay. "We cannot elevate nature above people," explained Edna Mattos as paramedics removed the propeller blade from her ample ass.

Said a Democrat who witnessed the mishap, 'God sure works in mysterious ways.'

Edna Mattos Before The Accident

Edna Mattos Recent Speech

Not the first for me!

Human Manatee/Edna Mattos

Obama by the Numbers July 13, 2011 - the long hot summer!

According to Gallup's latest Presidential Approval Poll 46% approve while 46% disapprove. According to Rasmussen's latest Presidential Approval Poll 48% approve while 51% disapprove.

Per usual, Fox News' Presidential Approval Poll shows 1% approve while 99% disapprove.

Hey Tina From Atlanta

Hey Tina,

So I get home and I can't find your email address.  Please email me at richardporter40@gmail.com.

Richard

Michele Bachmann to Husband Marcus - "You Go Girl!'

Rep Joe Barton (R - Texas) The Dimmist Bulb in the House?

The bill from Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) to repeal part of a 2007 energy law requiring traditional incandescent light bulbs to be 30 percent more energy efficient beginning in 2012 failed to get the necessary two-thirds support needed for approval under expedited rules.

Rep. Joe Barton is the dimwit who called the deal worked out between President Obama and BP in which BP would set up a $20 billion fun to pay for damages after the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico a “shakedown,” and who apologized to Tony Hayward when he testified in front of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

Dimwits/From Texas

Rise Against - Make It Stop (September's Children)

Seth Walsh

Boy, you hate to see this when it happens....

JERUSALEM — Israel's parliament on Monday approved a contentious law against boycotts targeting Israeli settlements in the West Bank, dismissing charges that the measure is anti-democratic and could harm Israel's image.

Israel/Settlements

July 11, 1960 - To Kill A Mockingbird was Published by Harper Lee

Julian Opie, Antonia, 2011

Summer Time In America!

portnoy's complaint

Jane Russell And Cadillac Equiposing For Richard Porter's Blog

Gangster Whitewalls

Are you having buyers remorse and now wishing you'd aborted Little Timmy instead?

A nice american jewish girl!

Read more here to find out how to have Casey Anthony and Antone come to you home and babysit your child.

America - Post Sarah Palin! But Just like Bush! How Republicans Run America!

Or, my first blind date with a Republican.

Elizabeth Ann Bloomer Warren Ford: April 8, 1918 – July 8, 2011

Ford died Friday at the Eisenhower Medical Center in Rancho Mirage, Calif., ABC News has learned. Her cause of death was not immediately clear.  But some have speculated that it might have been her age, 93!

ABC News/Betty Ford

Michele Bachmann Takes Campaign Into The Heavens!

Do I get a parachute?

What I'm Looking For In A Blog Post

As you may or may not know this but I've recruited 6 individuals to help get this blog off the ground, so to speak. And often times these folks ask me to define what constitutes the perfect blog post and below I have attempted to do just that.

My reply:

It should be lengthy enough to seem substantial yet concise enough to feel breezy. It should be serious but with a slight wink. It should lay out a new course of action but one that can change direction at any moment. If you must mention facts and figures, don't do so directly. The general thrust should remain embedded in one's mind forever but specific words should be forgotten the moment they are heard. It should contain nothing that can't be confirmed or denied.

I hope this helps.

Astronomers Observe Colossal 'Great White Spot' On Saturn...

The Tempest

LOS ANGELES (AP) – It began as a bright white pink dot in Saturn’s northern hemisphere. Within days, the dot grew larger and stormier.

Soon the tempest enveloped the ringed planet, triggering lightning flashes thousands of times more intense than on Earth.

CBS/Sacramento

Stockholm Syndrome?

Johnny Depp Captured By Somalian Pirates

Said one movie goer: "If this is what it takes to keep him from making another pirate film then I say let them keep him!"

God's Wrath/Faux Pirate

Is Arizona being punished by God for punishing the poor?

Phoenix

Then the righteous will answer him, saying, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you? And when did we see you sick or in prison and visit you?'

And the King will answer them, 'Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.'"

Wrath Of God/Immigration

What others are saying about Richard Porter's Blog!

"Worst blog on the planet, bar none!"



"Someone should shoot this guy!"



"How can he live with himself putting out this dribble?"



"A face only a mother could love!"

Happy 4th of July!

Stars and Stripes by Daniel Porter

Breaking News: Jesus Christ Ejected From Tea Party! Labeled Christian In Name Only (CIN)!

Said Tea Party spokesperson Pat Robertson, 'we'll crucify him twice if we have to. Anything to rid this White House of the Kenyan!'

Ann Coulter Favored To Win Kentucky Derby!

Is it still a man's world? As James Brown said so in 1966!

Anyone for Thai?

Yingluck Shinawatra, is the new prime minister of Thailand!

"The results were a rebuke of the traditional establishment of generals, old-money families and royal advisers in Bangkok..."

Sarah Palin's response: "I'm worried about my thais too!"

It's A Woman's/World

Closing Barks in the Casey Anthony Trial

Jeff Ashton

Jeff Ashton went at it for 90 minutes. The tot-mom Casey Anthony should be found guilty, according to the prosecution. While I wish he could have spent a little more time on the duct tape, and the forensics of the case, Mr. Ashton slam-dunked his opportunity by providing the "why." According to the state's side, Ms. Anthony killed her child Caylee because she was all that was standing between Casey's desired way of life, the "bella vita," and the one thrust upon her by her parents when she became a mother. Mr. Ashton, a parent himself, went on to say that Caylee was getting older, she was beginning to talk, and because children don't know enough to lie, she was going to be the perfect foil for Casey's lies. There was no nanny. There was no rich boyfriend who had a child Caylee's age. There was no Disney character breakfast. Caylee would be Grandma's stooge; the fly in Casey's jar of vaseline. Casey's "bella vita" was shown to her by Tony Lazarro, a DJ at Fusion. He gave her status. She was Head of the Shot Girls! Now there's a distinction for your permanent records. My daughter once, at 16, reported excitedly to me she'd scored 6,000,000,000 or other on some video game when she was in boarding school. "Fabulous!" I exclaimed. "We'll put it on your college applications! I'm sure they'll be impressed!"

Mr. Baez is having problems with his closing argument. First, Judge Perry shot down the molestation defense which Mr. Baez neither proved nor even addressed in all his examining. Lee, her brother was called to the witness stand numerous times and Mr. Baez never even addressed the accusation he made in his opening statement that Lee molested Casey, or maybe George did. Or maybe Roy Kronk did. In a world that crosses its t's and dots all the i's, Mr. Baez drops the ball.

The only time I've ever seen Ms. Casey cry is when the defense talked about what a victim she is. During her father's tearful testimony, her mother's breaking down, even her brother being so overcome with emotion on the stand he had to sit out for a minute and recollect his composure, she never shed a tear. Through all the state's evidence, the duct tape, the tiny skull belonging to her daughter, even when they superimposed the tape over the baby's face, and there was a literal gasp from one or two jurors, we were all in tears. Vinnie Politan was screaming through his tears on the TV. Everyone was affected. But our Ms. Casey sat there pouting, giving the prosecutors her evil eye, no emotion, no remorse, no longing.

She had made a decision, Mr. Ashton said in his closing arguments. Caylee was the only thing that stood in Casey's way between the life her parents wanted her to lead, and the life she decided she had to have. She made a conscious decision to sacrifice that child so she could be "Head of the Shot Girls." Oy.

Well you know she's not Jewish. Are you kidding me? "Oy? Head of the What? Here. Here's a book. Sit down and read. Where's the baby? Are you reading to the baby? She's so smart she's going to Harvard someday!"

Casey: Mom, I have to go dancing!
Jewish mom: Dancing? What, in the ballet? You? Look. Here. Here's a book. Sit down and read!
Casey: Mom, I HAVE to go to this party. Tony's going to be there.
Jewish mom: Tony? What kind of a name is Tony? What's his father do? Is his mother in Hadassah? What party? Oy. I don't know what's wrong with you, you always have to party? Here. Here's a book. Now sit down and read! And then read to your daughter. Have a blini. Have a little cream cheese, it's from the deli - your favorite. Tony, you mean like Mel Torme? A goy?
Jewish Dad: Oy, what's with all the noise? Can't I have a bite to eat without everybody screaming? Casey. Listen to your mother. You'll give her a heart attack. What head of the shot girls? How does she come up with this stuff? Oy. You'd better start reading or you'll end up being the Shot Girls' Cleanup. Listen to your mother! My heart. I can't breathe! I've gotta live to hear this? Oy vey is mer!

Of course, if Casey was Jewish she never would have gotten pregnant in the first place. I'd never really understood the concept of the "Virgin Mary" the Catholics like until I put it in terms of my Jewish girlfriends. They're all "virgins," too, regardless of how many kids they've had, provided they got taken out to dinner and a movie first. Totally respectable. You know.

None of my Jewish girlfriends ever aspired to be Head of the Shot Girls. They all turned out to be doctors, lawyers, judges, writers,photographers, directors, journalists. They all had kids.

And they're all still "virgins."

And not one of them would ever dream of sacrificing their most prized possession to be Head of the Shot Girls. Oy give me a break!

(Posted by richardporter for pixelasana)