Thursday, August 7, 2014

Richard Burton reads lines from Shakespeare's Richard II


Wednesday, April 16, 2014

King Richard I - Video by Richard Porter


Saturday, March 8, 2014

Vignettes - Music Video by Richard Porter


Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Blood Orange - Champagne Coast


Friday, December 27, 2013

Welcome to Richard Porter's Blog


'Show Down' Music Video by Richard Porter


Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Devendra Banhart - Für Hildegard von Bingen - Art + Music - MOCAtv


Monday, November 18, 2013

'Who Is That Guy?' Music Video by Richard Porter



Friday, October 25, 2013

Bank On Banksy


Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Reason 4 Why Not To Marry a Woman From The Balkans


Thursday, October 17, 2013

Los Angles Artist Mike Kelly


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Boy Wonder: Jack Andraka


Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Florida Super Woman Dania “Schadenfreude” Beach Waiting For a Train


Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Clayton Porter 2013


Monday, October 7, 2013

Music Video with 1963 Film The Servant by Richard Porter 2013


Thursday, September 26, 2013

Happy Birthday Daniel!!!


Dark Horse 2011 Todd Solondz (Opening Scene)


Indochine - College Boy - Video by Xavier Nolan


Wednesday, September 11, 2013

...a brown fluid issued from his mouth...flowed over the key and dripped on the floor.


Friday, July 19, 2013

Esser - Enmity (Official Video)


Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Such a Handsome Boy - Daniel Porter - Age 18


Monday, July 1, 2013

The Original Stroll - February 1958


Friday, June 28, 2013

richard porter ford crown vic ltd 1989


Tuesday, June 18, 2013


Wednesday, June 5, 2013

The Doors - Roadhouse Blues (Live)


Saturday, March 2, 2013

The End Is Nigh


Alan Cumming's 'Macbeth'


Saturday, February 23, 2013

Photographer Jeff Burton - I like his stuff!


Saturday, February 2, 2013

A$AP Rocky - Peso (Explicit)


Ryan Trecartin - Video Artist


Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Surfing the biggest wave EVER! 90 Feet - Breathtaking! Record Breaking!...


Friday, January 25, 2013

Hey Donna!


Saturday, January 19, 2013

Be Very Afraid


“Let them think what they liked, but I didn’t mean to drown myself.  I meant to swim till I sank – but that’s not the same thing.”


_Joseph Conrad




When Jim lost his hearing in his right ear it really didn’t bother him.  In fact, it elated Jim because now he could say to people who tried to talk to him: “I’m sorry, but I’m deaf.”


This new affliction and unlike the many other afflictions that had recently beset Jim, this one pleased Jim to no end.


By nature Jim was a very weak man.  Jim remembered early on with envy the way some guys in the Army were able to hurl a soft ball with such amazing strength and accuracy.  It was never this way for Jim.


Jim was explaining this to his bunk mates one night when he finally made up his mind to inform them of his recently acquired malady.


This deafness came upon Jim really by accident.  It began shortly after his arrival to Galveston Texas in the summer of 2012.


Jim came to Galveston to get away from this family.  “As far away as humanly possible,” Jim would often repeat to complete strangers.


Galveston Texas is a small sleepy beach town with a large historical district located on the on the Gulf of Mexico.


As a result of Hurricane Ike in 2008 many of its residents relocated to the mainland leaving behind a poorer and less populated Island.


On Jim’s first day to the Island on Sunday August 3rd Jim found himself stranded outside a Greyhound bus station with the hot Texan sun beating down upon him.


Inside Jim’s backpack was all of his belongings: a pair of jeans, a couple of shirts, and a few magazines.


When Jim lost this bearing that fine hot August day Jim didn’t know who to talk to or what to say.


So, with his customary bravado Jim slung the backpack over his left shoulder and covered his eyes with his $250 sunglasses and headed West on Broadway, per usual, looking for his place in the sun.





Richard Porter, January 2013


Wednesday, August 1, 2012

William Buckley Vs Gore Vidal

This is the well known incident between William Buckley and Gore Vidal that occurred during ABC's coverage of the 1968 Democratic convention in Chicago.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Romney's Horse Heads to the Olympics


Monday, July 23, 2012

Hitler finds out that Scott Walker won the Wisconsin recall election


Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Rain In Spain


So Mr. Porter, we now meet face to face.  Is there anything you'd like to say before we begin this inquiry?

Let me just assure you that within the context of things I think I was rightly justified in the actions that I took.

Mr. Porter, are you familiar with the story of King Lear?

Why, does this have anything to do with King Lear?


Look, I'm a Shakespeare fan like anyone else so what does Shakespeare have to do with any of this?


Of course given all of the complexities in this case I'm sure you understand my, how shall we shall, my fondness for language.

But are we not each Mr. Porter made up more than just simple sentences?

One man's simple sentence is another man's compound sentence I always say.

Is your goal here to make a complex sentence?

Sure, why not.  Is there a language law preventing me from doing this?

Mr. Porter, can you explain this sentence to me:  The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain?

Am I quoted as saying that?

I'm afraid so.

Okay, you guys have me.  Where do I sign?  How much time will this cost me?

Ten to Twenty.

I should be so lucky given that quote.

Monday, July 16, 2012


Dire Straits - Wild West End


Saturday, June 30, 2012

Less Is More!


Giddy Up!



-It's the predicate! It's all predicated on the predicate. Of course this post is predicated on the predicate. Because honestly where would one be without the predicate? I'll tell you where - dangling participles - for Christ's sake! And we all know where that leads to. Thank God for the predicate! And of course, don't forget about the subject. It matters in some instances, but very few in my opinion. What with post modernism and all. It's all predicated on the predicate where I come from. And I'm sticking by my guns in this matter of semi importance.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Wintour of our Discontent!


Friday, June 8, 2012

Gov. Rick Scott's Florida!


Monday, June 4, 2012

Iconic Child Actors From The Near Past

Jean Louise Finch "Scout" Mary Badham

Alain Delon as Tom Ripley
Jonah Hill as Himself!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Canadian Cannibal Eats Chinese Roommate and Hour Later Claims He's Still Hungry!


A Play by Mike Bartlett - HYPE - You Can't Miss It


Evolution According to Republicans -


Saturday, June 2, 2012

Pier Paolo Pasolini - Photographer Unknown - To Me Anyway




Friday, June 1, 2012

Christopher Nolan Has Come A Long Way Since Memento


A New Discovery!


I can't remember exactly when it occurred. Per usual I was minding my own business, looking the other way, pretending that nothing was going on. Not paying attention. But guess what? I was in denial. Rationalising any and every thing that came within my cross hairs discounting them instantly as mere coincidences. That being the kind of man I am and all. But, but I say, I just today discovered and have concluded and being some what of sound mind that I am in fact: how does one put this politely? OLD as fuck'n dirt.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

The Big Tease


Monday, May 28, 2012

Sunday Morning Music - I think I better let it go just another love tko - Teddy Pedergrass


Saturday, May 26, 2012

"I trust richardporter's sensibility and that's why I keep coming back!"


The Long Hot Summer


Sunday, May 20, 2012

A Girl I Dated In High School - What Fun We Had


Travon Martin


Sunday Morning Music


Wholesomely Disturbing


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

My Blood Curdling Account About How I Came To Terms With The Free Market System


Republican Talking Point Of The Day


demi monde nyc - the ramones


Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day to My Dear Mother Barbara Jean Miller, Circa 1960


Sarah Palin Latest Victim of TSA Scanners! Or, How To 'Stand Your Ground' at O'Hare Airport!


The List of Celebrites Who Say They Were Raped By TSA Employees Continues to Grow -

 “…but I tell you the last time I flew to Afghanistan I got manually raped by a guy who said – "the scanner wasn’t working" and performed a full cavity search of my anus.  And that's when he found my pet Gerbil”


"They pulled me out of line and led me into a darkened room when Gov. Jan Brewer enters the room wearing a cucumber strapped to her...."

Sen. Rand Paul of Kenfucky

“They tied my hands and arms down and gave me more medication. Offensive Touching, Gripping, Rubbing Of Genitals and perhaps even Anal Sex!  When I woke up I found myself in bed with Gov. Scott Walker."

Gov. Jesse Ventura

Nearing the end of this violation, I sobbed even louder as the woman, FOUR TIMES, stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina, through my pants. Between my labia. She really got up there. Four times. Back right and left, and front right and left. In my vagina. Between my labia. I was shocked -- utterly unprepared for how she got the side of her hand up there. It was government-sanctioned sexual assault.

Upon leaving, still sobbing, I yelled to the woman, "YOU RAPED ME." And I took her name to see if I could file sexual assault charges on my return. This woman, and all of those who support this system deserve no less than this sort of unpleasant experience, and from all of us.

Amy Alkon, Writer

In our next edition Amy describes how her vagina was taken advantage of in a Piggly Wiggly by a Bag Boy in Macon Georgia.

And who can forget 'don't touch my junk' John Tyner who is credited with beginning this whole pschosis!