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The End Is Nigh

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Photographer Jeff Burton - I like his stuff!

Clay - NY - circa Dec 2012 - far right

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Surfing the biggest wave EVER! 90 Feet - Breathtaking! Record Breaking!...

Hey Donna!

Be Very Afraid

“Let them think what they liked, but I didn’t mean to drown myself.  I meant to swim till I sank – but that’s not the same thing.”

 

_Joseph Conrad

 

  

 

When Jim lost his hearing in his right ear it really didn’t bother him.  In fact, it elated Jim because now he could say to people who tried to talk to him: “I’m sorry, but I’m deaf.”

 

This new affliction and unlike the many other afflictions that had recently beset Jim, this one pleased Jim to no end.

 

By nature Jim was a very weak man.  Jim remembered early on with envy the way some guys in the Army were able to hurl a soft ball with such amazing strength and accuracy.  It was never this way for Jim.

 

Jim was explaining this to his bunk mates one night when he finally made up his mind to inform them of his recently acquired malady.

 

This deafness came upon Jim really by accident.  It began shortly after his arrival to Galveston Texas in the summer of 2012.

 

Jim came to Galveston to get away from this family.  “As far away as humanly possible,” Jim would often repeat to complete strangers.

 

Galveston Texas is a small sleepy beach town with a large historical district located on the on the Gulf of Mexico.

 

As a result of Hurricane Ike in 2008 many of its residents relocated to the mainland leaving behind a poorer and less populated Island.

 

On Jim’s first day to the Island on Sunday August 3^rd Jim found himself stranded outside a Greyhound bus station with the hot Texan sun beating down upon him.

 

Inside Jim’s backpack was all of his belongings: a pair of jeans, a couple of shirts, and a few magazines.

 

When Jim lost this bearing that fine hot August day Jim didn’t know who to talk to or what to say.

 

So, with his customary bravado Jim slung the backpack over his left shoulder and covered his eyes with his $250 sunglasses and headed West on Broadway, per usual, looking for his place in the sun.

 

 

 

 

Richard Porter, January 2013

 

William Buckley Vs Gore Vidal

This is the well known incident between William Buckley and Gore Vidal that occurred during ABC's coverage of the 1968 Democratic convention in Chicago.

Romney's Horse Heads to the Olympics

Hitler finds out that Scott Walker won the Wisconsin recall election

The Rain In Spain

So Mr. Porter, we now meet face to face.  Is there anything you'd like to say before we begin this inquiry?

Let me just assure you that within the context of things I think I was rightly justified in the actions that I took.

Mr. Porter, are you familiar with the story of King Lear?

Why, does this have anything to do with King Lear?

Perhaps.

Look, I'm a Shakespeare fan like anyone else so what does Shakespeare have to do with any of this?

Much.

Of course given all of the complexities in this case I'm sure you understand my, how shall we shall, my fondness for language.

But are we not each Mr. Porter made up more than just simple sentences?

One man's simple sentence is another man's compound sentence I always say.

Is your goal here to make a complex sentence?

Sure, why not.  Is there a language law preventing me from doing this?

Mr. Porter, can you explain this sentence to me:  The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain?

Am I quoted as saying that?

I'm afraid so.

Okay, you guys have me.  Where do I sign?  How much time will this cost me?

Ten to Twenty.

I should be so lucky given that quote.

Dire Straits - Wild West End

Less Is More!

Giddy Up!

-It's the predicate! It's all predicated on the predicate. Of course this post is predicated on the predicate. Because honestly where would one be without the predicate? I'll tell you where - dangling participles - for Christ's sake! And we all know where that leads to. Thank God for the predicate! And of course, don't forget about the subject. It matters in some instances, but very few in my opinion. What with post modernism and all. It's all predicated on the predicate where I come from. And I'm sticking by my guns in this matter of semi importance.

Wintour of our Discontent!

The Devil Wears Prada

Gov. Rick Scott's Florida!

Iconic Child Actors From The Near Past

Jean Louise Finch "Scout" Mary Badham

Alain Delon as Tom Ripley

Jonah Hill as Himself!

Canadian Cannibal Eats Chinese Roommate and Hour Later Claims He's Still Hungry!

Chinese Takeout!

A Play by Mike Bartlett - HYPE - You Can't Miss It

Evolution According to Republicans -

Pier Paolo Pasolini - Photographer Unknown - To Me Anyway

Absurdism

Christopher Nolan Has Come A Long Way Since Memento

A New Discovery!

I can't remember exactly when it occurred. Per usual I was minding my own business, looking the other way, pretending that nothing was going on. Not paying attention. But guess what? I was in denial. Rationalising any and every thing that came within my cross hairs discounting them instantly as mere coincidences. That being the kind of man I am and all. But, but I say, I just today discovered and have concluded and being some what of sound mind that I am in fact: how does one put this politely? OLD as fuck'n dirt.

The Big Tease

Sunday Morning Music - I think I better let it go just another love tko - Teddy Pedergrass

"I trust richardporter's sensibility and that's why I keep coming back!"

The Long Hot Summer

A Girl I Dated In High School - What Fun We Had

Travon Martin

Sunday Morning Music

Wholesomely Disturbing

My Blood Curdling Account About How I Came To Terms With The Free Market System

Republican Talking Point Of The Day

World Nut Daily

demi monde nyc - the ramones

Rolling Stone

Happy Mother's Day to My Dear Mother Barbara Jean Miller, Circa 1960

Sarah Palin Latest Victim of TSA Scanners! Or, How To 'Stand Your Ground' at O'Hare Airport!

The List of Celebrites Who Say They Were Raped By TSA Employees Continues to Grow -


 “…but I tell you the last time I flew to Afghanistan I got manually raped by a guy who said – "the scanner wasn’t working" and performed a full cavity search of my anus.  And that's when he found my pet Gerbil”

Geraldo

"They pulled me out of line and led me into a darkened room when Gov. Jan Brewer enters the room wearing a cucumber strapped to her...."

Sen. Rand Paul of Kenfucky

“They tied my hands and arms down and gave me more medication. Offensive Touching, Gripping, Rubbing Of Genitals and perhaps even Anal Sex!  When I woke up I found myself in bed with Gov. Scott Walker."

Gov. Jesse Ventura

Nearing the end of this violation, I sobbed even louder as the woman, FOUR TIMES, stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina, through my pants. Between my labia. She really got up there. Four times. Back right and left, and front right and left. In my vagina. Between my labia. I was shocked -- utterly unprepared for how she got the side of her hand up there. It was government-sanctioned sexual assault.

Upon leaving, still sobbing, I yelled to the woman, "YOU RAPED ME." And I took her name to see if I could file sexual assault charges on my return. This woman, and all of those who support this system deserve no less than this sort of unpleasant experience, and from all of us.

Amy Alkon, Writer

In our next edition Amy describes how her vagina was taken advantage of in a Piggly Wiggly by a Bag Boy in Macon Georgia.


And who can forget 'don't touch my junk' John Tyner who is credited with beginning this whole pschosis!

Tea Partiers Fight Back at Cities Who Want to Ban Plastic Bags Citing Advantages to the Envrionment:

Dead Albatross

Said noted Tea Party leader Edna Mattos Citrus County Florida profiled on this blog before (see link below):

"Don't these damn democrats know that marine life thrive off of our plastics.  Cut open any fish and you'll find plastic bags, bic lighters, and dog whistles.  Man has just added another food source for these poor fishes, and birds too!  Why can't the demorats understand this simple fact??  It would be like having to wear a dead Albatross around one's neck if we didn't have plastics!"

Manatee Ass

Atticus Finch

We're now all too familiar with Mitt Romney's bullying in High School. But guess what, he was bullyed too, and here is the video that proves it!

Porter Rican Women

She says she's Puerto Rican. I remind her I'm Porter Rican too. She says she's Pentecostal. I think to myself, this can be very good. I happen to like Puerto Rican Pentecostal women. It must be my lucky day! She says so what are you looking for? I say I want someone to come by work and bring some snacks for the guys in the office and come to me and whisper in my ear, "Rich, you can do so much better if only you listen to me." And I reply, "I'm listening Honey."

Obama Evolves

Sign of the Times

French Socialist Francois Hollande Vows Nicolas Sarkozy's Demise Will Be Quick

The French Way

Dissident of the Month - Chen Guangcheng of China - And He's Blind - Come up and accept your reward!

Where It Stands

President Obama Kicks Off His 2012 Official Campaign with a Nod to Young Ohio Voters

Buzz Kill

New Jersey Govenor Chris Christy's Son Domino "Pizza" Christie may seek local Political office but this Face Book picture may come back to haunt him

Gov. Chris Christie