A Letter From Dumb Ass!

Dear richardporter,

I would very much like to post on your blog but to be honest
with you it all seems so complicated what with having to compile
words into sentences and further still perhaps and god forbid
sentences into paragraphs. I'm frightened to death of paragraphs
if truth be told.

And then to add insult to injury you're also asking that a photo
accompany the post. Are you insane? Don't you understand
that there are only 24 hours in the day. Who in the world has
such free time on their hands?

richardporter, I think you're asking for the impossible but good
luck nevertheless.

Signed,

Dumbass