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Monday, September 20, 2010

Questions From My Readers

Dear richardporter,

I'm married with children to an overweight Christian woman
who refuses to cook, clean, or tend to the children. Do you
think Shariah Law could help my marriage?

Signed,

In Need Of Certitude


Dear In Need Of Certitude,

Yes, there's an old Muslim saying that goes like this: Show Me The
Pots Or We Show You The Rocks.

I suggest joining a Mosque and moving to Yemen as soon as
possible.