Thursday, July 14, 2011

(Florida) - Citrus County Tea Party Patriots Leader Edna Mattos Mistaken for a Manatee!


In an ironic twist of fate today Citrus County Tea Party leader Edna Mattos was swimming in Kings Bay when she was struck by a motor boat. Said Tea Party boat owner Timmy Hitler, 'we just thought she was a manatee and so we just mowed her over."

As you may recall Edna Mattos is spearheading a group to remove Manatee Protections in Kings Bay. "We cannot elevate nature above people," explained Edna Mattos as paramedics removed the propeller blade from her ample ass.

Said a Democrat who witnessed the mishap, 'God sure works in mysterious ways.'

Edna Mattos Before The Accident

Edna Mattos Recent Speech

Not the first for me!

Human Manatee/Edna Mattos

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