Palin likes the Long, Black Wood?

According to leaked excerpts of a coming Sarah Palin expose, Lady Half-Term has a history of using cocaine, smoking pot, and had at least one hook-up with an NBA player. Which is nothing all that scandalous unless God himself has hand-picked you to run His Own Country.

In the book, which will be published on September 20th, McGinniss claims Sarah had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd. Rice is reported to have Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior with a schlong the size of a Mississippi rattle snake at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says. At the time, Sarah, just out of college, was working as a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU. A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.”

O Shit/National Enquirer