Easy – conservatives tend to be polite, reasonable people with a genuine interest in honest debate and a quaint, quaint I say, belief in the efficacy of things like “facts” and “evidence” except when it comes to:
Where Obama was born
Reigning in Spending
Protecting the middle class
Lifting up the masses
Protecting Forrests, Rivers, Oceans, and Wildlife
Christian Beliefs and Tenets
A Woman's right to choose
I have a feeling I could go on and on but then they have to come and put me away somewhere quite - with little light, and lots of tranquilizers, and chains about my ankles.
Remind me again about what they believe in.