Friday, January 28, 2011

Egypt - Abu Simbel Temple

America: We always welcome democratic reformations.


Said one mob figure who asked not to be identified: "We'll feed him to the North Koreans."

Copy of 'THE BEAVER' stolen from Mel Gibson's mailbox..Mel says he's 'stumped like everyone else'...Developing

"Heck, all they had to do was ask me or ask Todd himself, 'Hey Todd, you been hanging out with hookers in Anchorage?' and he'd tell the truth," Palin said.

"It wasn't me!"

Shailey Tripp

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Riots Continue In Egypt As Government Shuts Down Internet Porn Access

You hate to see that when it happens.

You Can't Get Much Dumber Than This Clip From Fox News

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for supporting folks with mental deficiencies, but give me a break!

Andy Borowitz's Take On Michelle Bachmann's SOTU Response

Rep. Bachmann's odd onscreen appearance, in which she seemed to be staring off-camera for the duration of her speech, was initially blamed on "a squirrel that got into the studio and distracted her," said one Tea Party official.

But the Minnesota congresswoman offered her own explanation: "I was looking off to one side because I was trying to read off Sarah Palin's hand."

Andy Borowitz

Obama's Key To Success in 2012?

Obama's Key To Success in 2012? Keep the spotlight on Gingrich, Limbaugh, Beck, Malkin, Hannity,O'Donnell, Bachman and Palin which keeps attention away from competent GOP candidates aka The Tea Bag Strategy To Victory!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

According to a recent Rasmussen poll 99.9% Of Registered Democrats Support Sarah Palin Running For President!

Democrats: Helping Out Where They Can!

January consumer confidence hits highest since May - Does this spell the end for Tea Baggers?

"Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids"-Bill Maher

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Slate Of Current Possible Republican Candidates For President Will Ensure Democrats Occupy The White House Forever!

"Yet no matter how well they test, they must, like all the others, conform to GOP dogma. This will shrink the biggest of men. They have to swear allegiance to a balanced budget, dangerously low taxes, cutting (trivial) waste, fraud and abuse from the budget, the sacredness of even microscopic life, the innocence of mankind in the cooking of the planet, the inviolability of the 18th-century Constitution, meeting the challenges of globalism with even more localism and a furious rejection of the lessons of Keynes - even when those lessons are successfully applied."

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Former Child Star Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) To Deliver the Republican Response to President Barack Obama's State of the Union Address Tonight!

Rep. Paul Ryan as Eddie Munster

“They tied my hands and arms down and gave me more medication.”

Poor Poor Jesse Ventura -

Underwent repeated humiliating searches during pat-downs at the hands of TSA. And worse, 'Offensive Touching, Gripping, Rubbing Of Genitals and perhaps even Anal Sex!'

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Chat with richardporter - LIVE! Sort of.

Sarah Palin to Nation: 'Cough up another $25 Million or I won't shut-up, sit-down, or pick-up a book!'

But on the other hand Sarah Palin's favorable rating among idiots has gone up 10 points!

SHOCK POLL: Two Thirds Of America Now Considered Overweight - Republicans reject scientific claim that eating less leads to weight loss - calling it 'Marxist'

I say let's examine the political map:

Obama's approval rating continues to rise.

America's confidence that the economy is improving - rising.

The rising support for the healthcare bill.

And the Republicans? Continuing to do what they've done for the past 30 years: waste America's time!

I'm becoming more and more confident that the Democratic Party is going to do to the Tea Partiers what the Tea Partiers did to this Country - fuck em!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

One of richardporter's New Year's Resolutions #0 (ald english)

Matt Drudge Vacations In Austin Texas -- Lodges At His Favorite Motel

I'm looking for blog enthusiasts and humor writers like myself to partner with

I'm looking for a blog enthusiast like myself to partner with on my blog.

This is a non-paying position in the beginning until we jointly attract enough traffic to the blog to attract advertisers.

My blog is a left leaning blog covering politics, popular culture, and humor. If you're right-wing you can post too. I don't discriminate. I also encourage minorities, blacks, and women to participate.

Looking for a person to assist me in posting content in the form of text, photos, and video.

You need to be able to produce several posts each day at least five days per week.

You also need to have a blogger account because this allows you to post directly to my blog.

Friday, January 21, 2011

When you're looking for inspiration.

Cable News Race via Drudge


FOXNEWS SHEP 1,786,000
FOXNEWS BECK 1,780,000
CNN PIERS 1,025,000
CNN COOPER 740,000

Chat with richardporter - LIVE! Sort of.

This is an experiment I'm doing in order to attract more viewers.

Obama's daughter, Sasha, practices Chinese with Hu - Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, locates China on Map

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Why Does the GOP Hate Clean Air?

Charles Johnson
ENVIRONMENT • Thu Jan 20, 2011 at 10:32 am PST •

The Republican Party isn’t only planning to block climate change rules put into effect by the Obama administration; they’re also targeting the 40-year old Clean Air Act.

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Here's A Shocker: Fox News Most Distrusted Name In News: Poll

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Sarah Palin scoping out Junior Colleges in Iowa? Could this be the turn around America has been waiting for?

'Vinny Carwash', 'Tony Bagels', 'Johnny Pizza', 'Lumpy', 'The Bull', 'Meatball'...Bank Of America Executives or the Mafia? Can you tell the difference?

VISA's New Slogan: We Charge Slightly Less Than Loan Sharks!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Paul Newman, Cool Hand Luke (1967)

Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right.

Reports Surface That Todd Palin Had Sex With Another Mama Grizzly! PETA Offers Rebuke!

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The Video That Foretold The Arizona Shooting And/Or The Voice That Launched A Thousand Lunatics

Boehner and McConnell Turn Down Invitation To White House State Dinner For China Saying They're Doing An All Nighter Together To Put Out An Alternative To Obamacare! Yea, right!

House Republicans Repeal Health Care Law But Offer No Alternative - Does this sound familiar?

House Republicans took their first major step toward ensuring their reelection bids in 2012 putting solving America's toughest problems on back burner, AGAIN!

The Republican Party: Putting Politics Ahead Of Solving America's Toughest Problems For 30 Years And Counting!

'Burn a Koran Day' Pastor Terry Jones Banned from Entering Heaven - Said God spokesperson: "We don't let jackasses in."

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Wednesday, January 19, 2011



Meet Rick Santorum And His Family - Modern Day Adams Family - Or the man behind the repeal of the health care law

"We're sorry you don't have Health Care."

Michelle Obama Greets President Hu Jintao At White House State Dinner Honoring Him

3 Democrats Break Rank On Repeal Of Health Care Law

Mike Ross (D-ARK)

Dan Boren (D-OK)

Mike McIntyre (D-NC)

Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) compares Republicans to Nazis on House Floor during debate on the repeal of the health care bill

"They say it's a government takeover of health care, a big lie just like Goebbels," Cohen said. "You say it enough, you repeat the lie, you repeat the lie, and eventually, people believe it. Like blood libel. That's the same kind of thing."

“The Germans said enough about the Jews and people believed it--believed it and you have the Holocaust. We heard on this floor, government takeover of health care. Politifact said the biggest lie of 2010 was a government takeover of health care because there is no government takeover," Cohen said.

Cohen made these comments last night to a mostly empty chamber.

Said one Republican Representative who asked not to be named: "We'd kill to have someone like Joseph Goebbels do our propaganda, but Palin thinks he's a RINO. So he's out."

Christine O’Donnell Forms ChristinePAC To Help Pay Her Rent And Witchcraft Lessons

Tells others to 'get a real job' adding, she's going to use the Sarah Palin model to 'get rich' fast.

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MAG: Why Obama Is Scary Skinny And Rush Limbaugh Scary Fat

"Obama is thin because of stomach parasites - Rush is fat because he is a parasite."

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