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Proust Questionnaire Richard Porter 2012



What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Is ‘happiness’ a new word?

What is your greatest fear?

Happiness!

Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Batman.

What is your greatest extravagance?

Cotton Candy.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

My desire for Cotton Candy.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

Disliking Cotton Candy.

On what occasion do you lie?

When it involves Cotton Candy.

What is your greatest regret?

Not doing more Cotton Candy jokes.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?

Cotton Candy.

Which talent would you most like to have?

To produce Cotton Candy.

What is your current state of mind?

Cotton Candy.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Discovering Cotton Candy.

What is your most treasured possession?

Cotton Candy.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Not having Cotton Candy.

Where would you like to live?

Near Cotton Candy.

What is your favorite occupation?

Cotton Candy producers.

What is your most marked characteristic?

Pockmarked.

Who are you favorite writers?

People who write about Cotton Candy.

Who are you heroes in real life?

Batman.

What are you favorite names?

Batman.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

Batman.

What is your motto?

I’m Batman!