She says she's Puerto Rican.
I remind her I'm Porter Rican too.
She says she's Pentecostal.
I think to myself, this can be very good. I happen to like Puerto Rican Pentecostal women. It must be my lucky day!
She says so what are you looking for?
I say I want someone to come by work and bring some snacks for the guys in the office and come to me and whisper in my ear, "Rich, you can do so much better if only you listen to me."
And I reply, "I'm listening Honey."