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1/30/10

My Legal Problems


Unemployed Cow!


Dear Mr. Richard S. Porter:

We have received copyright complaint(s) regarding material
you posted, as follows: from FOX about carvideofinal -
richardporter201 Video ID: 4aWwbLjBsnM

This is the second copyright strike against your account. A
single additional claim against your account will result in the
termination of your account. To avoid this, delete any videos
to which you do not own the rights, and refrain from uploading
additional videos that infringe on the copyrights of others.

Rupert Murdoch

c/o YouTube.com StagePlays.com PornIsUs.com


Dear Mr.Murdoch,

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but guess what,
I do know some boys who are. Are you familiar with the
team of Edgar, Allen, and Moe? Sharper than tacks these
three are. Let me remind you too of the last case wherein
they defended my dear ass: Richard Porter vs. Soy Bean
Milk Producers of NE Wisconsin. But when I proved that
cows were being put out of work due to, quote, "make
americans healthier" and see with mine own eyes their
turning to alcohol and gang violence I just had to do
something. I'm determined to have the same outcome with
my videos.

To close, does this mean I'm not invited to the annual share-
holder meeting to be held in Las Vegas? You know how I
like to gamble! Roll the dice as they say!

Richard Porter

c/o Peta.com CowMilkProducersOfAmerica.com
HindisWorshipCowsToo.com