Thursday, September 16, 2010

FBI Warns Obese People Not to Burn The Koran

Derek Fenton, who burned pages from the Koran outside the
planned Islamic center near Ground Zero on September 11
Goes Into Hiding at FBI's Insistence after Assassination

An FBI agent said the job of hiding Mr. Fenton is made more
difficult because of the size of Mr. Denton,  'When you're as
fat as Mr. Fenton my advice would be not to burn the Koran.'

The Agent suggested instead that only small people burn the
Koran, 'because they're easier to hide.'

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