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12/30/10

Christine O'Donnell To Cast Evil Spell


Christine O'Donnell reportedly under investigation for
misusing campaign funds faced a stunned press today
wearing witches regalia and hissing at small children.
Thankfully someone in the crowd had a bottle of water
and O'Donnell melted into what can only be descibed
as a blob of non sensical silliness that is the Tea Party.


And afterwards everyone began singing Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead! As if on cue!

Said one onlooker: "It was just like being in the Movie!"