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10/16/11

Sitting Shivah by the iPhone

I’m sitting shivah by the phone after having lain to rest my beloved 56k Windows 95 computer.

In attendance at the internment were Atari 64, Computer Ping Pong, Betamax, and a Dixie-cup and some string.

My Toaster is so choked-up that for the past of couple of days has failed to launch my pop-tart.

In lieu of flowers I want to suggest the rending of a near-by Tea Partier.